steel magnolias
may we know them, may we be them, may we raise them
artofmaquenda:
“ From Stardust To Stardust
Inked version :D Will add a more refined background later. I would like this on a shirt too pretty please 8D
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artofmaquenda:

From Stardust To Stardust

Inked version :D Will add a more refined background later.  I would like this on a shirt too pretty please 8D

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lornagonigall:

fuck his shit up Nancy you wild bitch

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death-by-lulz:
“you can tell this is a high ranking bun, because he is wearing a crown that is also a bun
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death-by-lulz:

you can tell this is a high ranking bun, because he is wearing a crown that is also a bun

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joner:

me, laying on top of my significant other: hey

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which scientist should you fight

  • geologist: will throw copious amounts of rocks at you. not recommended unless you can also throw equal amounts of rocks back
  • botanist: knows 1001 ways to poison you. probably shouldn't fight
  • zoologist: knows 1001 animals that can kill you. probably shouldn't fight either
  • entomologist: spiders. enough said.
  • physiologist: they know too much about the human body and how to cause optimal pain with minimal damage. not safe.
  • geneticist: will unleash their army of mutated fruit flies at you. can be either good or bad thing, depending on your preference for flies with legs growing out of their eyes
  • immunologist: they have perfected the t-cell inspired technique of "death by neglect". if you fight them you will die in the saddest way possible
  • microbiologist: please don't fight someone who is already pissed about antibiotic resistance and can identify bacteria based solely on their smell
  • climatologist: will choose the battlefield as somewhere in the path of a category 5 hurricane and then leave you to die. do not fight please
  • environmental scientist: they can control the entire world do you really want to fight them
  • chemist: have you seen breaking bad? no, do not fight them. do NOT
  • physicist: will kill you with math. not the best way to go
  • herpetologist: can probably speak parseltongue and know just which frogs are best at taking over your habitat. only fight if you live in antarctica
  • cancer biologist: has immediate access to at least 5 different tumor cell lines and knows exactly where to inject them in your heart to cause metastases. don't even look them in the eye
  • marine biologist: is a real life aquaman. will lure you with cute river otters and then finish you off with some terrifying deep sea creature. better to just stay home and never leave
  • psychologist: is basically a mind reader. will drown you in your deepest darkest fears. 10/10 do not recommend to fight
  • molecular biologist: will kill you organelle by organelle. you will die a slow and painful death while covered in budding yeast
  • statistician: their power is always over 80%, and they will quickly punt you in the path of a normal distribution even before you can yell "Wilcoxon!"
  • archaeologist: can use a trowel 59 different ways, and only 9 are for digging. one can only guess the other 50, so may be advisable to stay far away
  • astronomer: will launch you into space and send you to a planet so inhospitable not even matt damon can make it back this time
  • pharmacologist: why would you ever fight someone who knows all about drugs. why
  • computer scientist: they know the perfect algorithm for death. do not fight, even with a firewall
  • linguist: no matter where you are, they can talk about you behind your back in the native tongue. do you really want death by humiliation. do you
  • dinosaurologist: are you kidding me?? the answer is no